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isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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fuckyeahlaughters:

awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

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hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

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forsciencejohn:

kairakia:

asongbirdandanoldhat:

Pretty amazing how that guy becomes a spire.

Dreams can come true if you believe. We should all aspire to be more like him.

a spire to be more like him

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lolzpicx:

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spooningcaptainamerica:

neilpatrickheaven:

dadegbert:

“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me

the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”

the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”

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this is my blogging face

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winchesterwhowatson:

so i just found a thing

?

is that even-?

okay that’s not

???

is that even legal

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